littlenakedthings

quote of the day

2011-05-31T14:42:00.001+08:00

If someone offers you a gift, and you decline it, the other person still owns that gift. The same is true of insults and verbal attacks.

damn its true

2011-05-30T09:57:00.002+08:00

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

quote of the day

2011-05-27T13:30:00.002+08:00

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

damn its true

2011-05-24T09:02:00.000+08:00

sometimes people tend to repeat the same mistake they dislike the most about their partners.

quote of the day

2011-05-23T17:04:00.002+08:00

sex is like playing bridge. If u don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

2011-04-28T08:37:00.000+08:00

Seriously, its been ages since i updated this blog. I have no idea what i want to do with this blog already.
But there are some thoughts i have...
1st: turn this into a personal blog.
If u see, most, if not all the post in this blog has been not so much about me in particular. So i venture to say that if i do turn this into a person blog (i.e. writing my personal experiences and emotions down), would ppl still want to read it? Or i should just use my previous blog right?
2nd: Continue what i've been doing. Throughout the last few months that i actually blogged, i ranked up $30 in advertising revenue. Not alot, but at least its better than the one i earned previously. $50 in 4 years. lol
3rd: Let it remain "dead".

Well frankly, i don't really know. But hopefully this is really not the end of it. But i do hope to post some really interesting comments that would be of interest to others. =)

windows shopping

2011-04-27T13:48:00.000+08:00

I've taken window shopping on a whole new level. By doing it infront of my windows computer...

I'm not trying to promote anything here, but hey, Online shopping is a great way of getting cheaper stuff, and it might even be value for money.

I've recently bought 2 items from www.gmarket.com.sg and i am quite satisfied with the goods and service. not that there was much service, but the delivery was swift n prompt. Got a t-shirt and a shoe... =)

3 idiots

2010-10-08T15:39:00.000+08:00

This is a super meaningful hindi movie.

We can learn alot from this movie.

Education is not about memorizing and getting a cert.

Its about learning.

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian -- The Call

2010-09-18T18:44:00.000+08:00

Super love this song. It was played at the end of the movie.

Victor Borge - William Tell Backwards

2010-09-04T21:55:00.000+08:00

Someone To Fall Back On - Aly Michalka Full Song (BANDSLAM - HIGH SCHOO...

2010-08-06T23:03:00.000+08:00

Yes... I am finally a winner

2010-08-02T09:24:00.000+08:00

In all my life, I've never won in any online contest before.

This will mark my first.

But i saw a facebook Disney Studio Singapore page,

they posted a question.

"If you could be a sorcerer’s apprentice for a day, who would you want your mentor to be?"

So, if u click on the link, u'd see that only afew ppl submitted.

But someone i was among the 10 winners. =p

I wonder how they choose it. Probably at random.

Anyway, these are the gift premiums that i won.

Doesn't look very nice doesn't it?

LOL

Well, still its a start.

And i kinda think the movie is alright.

A happy ending movie. lol

Centipede

2010-07-26T00:03:00.000+08:00

one day the instects were gathered tgt for pinic. then they realised they missed out on certain food, so they were debating who should go buy the food. Then someone suggested centipede cos got many legs. So they ask him to go. 1h later, they saw centipede at home, so they ask him if he has just came back and bought the food.

he said no, he still wearing shoes.

Imagine if Centipede really had to wear shoes.

I'd be the first to start selling centipede shoes.

Pocky + waffles?

2010-07-19T20:15:00.000+08:00

Everybody must have heard of Pocky.

But have you seen Pocky for Men?

Apparently its dark chocolate, slightly bitter.

Packaging in Singapore is slightly different from the one in this picture.

But taste the same =)

There's even Pocky Almond Crush Bitter which i just ate.

Taste little sweet.

Smth that must be shared.

but i thought the portion is kinda small.

Must lesser than the normal pocky. =(

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I went Waffletown ystd.

Its located at Balmoral plaza.

If i'm not wrong, they just moved afew shops away.

Anyway I bought waffles!

Its relatively cheaper than other waffle shops.

I was surprised they sell western food too.

I thought they'll only sell waffles =p

The waffles is crisp on the outside, and soft on the inside.

However what's lacking is the fragrance.

In the past, whenever i walk past waffletown, the aroma of waffles would fill my lungs.

Now, there isn't any smell, only smell of fried food.

*picture taken from ladyironchef.com*

I am the sorcerer’s apprentice

2010-07-14T23:59:00.002+08:00

I'm sure by now you would have heard of the sorcerer's appearance.

And recently he just came looking for me.

At first i thought he's from some mental institute.

But when he demonstrated his powers, i was dumbfounded.

He said i didn't have a choice and if i don't agree to be his apprentice, he'd turn me into a frog.

Gosh... i didn't fancy the idea of me becoming a frog, so i agreed.

He also said that i am going to be a very important sorcerer but for now, i'm just his apprentice.

Anyway the perks are now i get to do really cool stuff like morph objects, fly on a metal bird, turn wolves to puppies and then into paper, freeze time, control fire, throw plasma bolt, etc...

He gave me a dragon ring which can come to life and also turn into a ring on my finger which i found it to be pretty awesome.
He also gave me a pair of old looking shoe.

Both of which he said are a sorcerer's must have items wherever he goes.

But darn... even with all my powers, i can't seem to impress the girl i like.

Firstly, she doesn't seem to believe that i am really a sorcerer's apprentice, and then she's not really that into me either.

So now with all my powers that i've gained, I'd like to use it to protect the people i love and care about.

Esp that girl i really like. And ultimately save the world...

Its a pity i'm not able to show the world my powers, otherwise i'd be a super hero... with my pictures hanging everywhere. =P

Alright alright... I know I should stop day dreaming already.

Instead...

Catch The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Movie starting from 22nd July 2010 and join the Walt Disney Studios Singapore official Facebook and Twitter page!

NDP 2010

2010-07-11T19:22:00.001+08:00

Yes, its that time of that year again.

Where rehearsals after rehearsals are done,

till perfection is almost achieved.

And the National Day Parade 2010,

will be held at the padang.

For those interested in gg to NDPeeps on facebook, click here.

Taken this year at the first NE show for pri school kids.

Isn't the sight beholding?

I was "volunteered" this year to help out at the logistic side for NDP.

I thought to myself...

"not another tens of Saturdays burnt"

"there goes my weekend"

Yea, its true.

It is tiring and at times,

time wasting.

But its nice to see the efforts of the superiors appreciating our efforts behind the scene.

Some would even go up to us and thank us for doing all the "dirty job".

So now you must be wondering what kind of work i do there.

I am there more like a rubbish collector cum laborer.

There're alot of manual work to be done.

So i tell myself to treat it like a "gym workout".

In this picture, i am seen 2nd from left.

My friend, ys, is the one in focus.

This is my second task required at NDP.

To collect/pick up the blank shells after the guard of honor at the front row fire away.

Of cos that'll be done after they parade contingent march past.

And this shot was during the afternoon rehearsals.

I've no idea why ys looked so happy.

This picture was taken ystd.

I am the only one hidden from view.

He took it before i could even move to pose.

aww

But yea, we're supposed to wear this "bunny suit" as they call it.

Some of the guys complained that its so tight they can't swat.

"balls pain" were among the other complains.

So much for spending $60 for the whole suit for such cheapo "costume".

Probably the contractor cut some slack in the materials.

And it was also the same Saturday ystd that i had goosebumps while looking and listening to the parade.

My superior said he could feel the atmosphere more lively and he had goosebumps too.

But i had goosebumps only cos i needed to pee urgently...

durians

2010-07-01T22:38:00.002+08:00

My uncle just passed some durians over.

And as i didn't want to leave any after smell on my fingers,

I ate them with fork and spoon.

My brother ate with his bare hands...

I banned him from using my psp for a day. =/

p.s. i hated durians when i was a kid because it left the durian smell on my fingers for afew days.
Since then i've yet to eat any till now

Nang it if you like it

Any cool psp games to intro?

2010-07-01T18:02:00.000+08:00

I just bought a psp from my friend recently.

My 2nd ever console game other than gameboy colour which i also got it from my friend.

So immediately after getting it, i went to dl all my fav game.

Pro Evolution Soccer 2010

I prefer this more than Fifa.

More realistic and harder to score.

And i particularly like the Master League

Anw, i looked at the trailer for SpiderMan: Web of shadow

and it looked pretty good.

So i dl it to try.

But i was shocked to find it in 2d.

Worse is lousy graphics.

The funny parts about the game is that as spiderman,

i can get do quest

To "ferry" humans from one point to another

So it'll be like a piggy back ride.

During the piggy back ride, spidey can't shoot his web.

Can only climb.

And so some of the missions i had to climb weird positions and as a result, the humans drop off.

-.-

Anw, if you guys have any suggestions for action games on psp, do recommend me =D

What happens when Apple officially owns the letter "i"

2010-06-24T19:21:00.002+08:00

If you notice, Apple isn't the only company using letters in the alphabet race.

Osim, (sells massage chairs, vacuum cleaners, and many others) apparently uses the letter "i" and "u" in its products.

iGallop, iBike, iLife, iPoke, iCheck, iGoGo, iMedic, uSurf, uJog, uSonic, uZap, uScale, uBaby, uMoments, etc...

Apple has also some products that start with "i".

iPod, iMac, iPhone, iTunes, iBook, iPad and many more...

If you're interested you can look more into it here.

Anyway, i wonder why Osim didn't name their vacuum cleaner "iSuck"

Or if Osim sells hairdryer, it should be called "iBlow"

Apple will sue whoever who uses the letter "i" on electronic products.

On basis that they mislead people into thinking the product belongs to Apple.

But what would the world be like if Apple doesn't copyright the letter "i"

iThink iShould create a law firm that's called iSue.

If i sell mattress, i'd call the product iSleep.

If i am selling food, i'd call it iEat.

Shopping center toilets would be named iShit, iPee.

The lists can go on forever.

It can be anything uDesire.

Well, this is alot of words to be playing around with. haha soon they'll run of of words to use and maybe they'll start another trend of letters?

But what happens if Apple really win control over the letters "i" and "u"?

The following scenario could happen.

News Flash: Apple Inc has won control of the letters ‘I’ and ‘U’. Now anyone wishing to use ‘I’ and ‘U’ as a prefix must now apply to Apple’s i-Marketing and u-Advertising Department. We shall now hear more from Apple’s iSpokesperson, I-leen.

Ms I-leen: We are very happy that Apple has won control of letter ‘U’ and ‘I’. We have also applied successfully for the use of the letter ‘V’. To celebrate our victory, we will be releasing two new products, V-Win and U-Lose. To show that we are humble in victory, we will be handing over the details and patent of one of our new products to OSIM. It is called, ‘U-Wish’.

And to end this off... click here for a comic on the new iphone 4.

*disclaimer - comic not for the faint hearted*

Quote

2010-06-23T20:50:00.000+08:00

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey

I can be silly at times

2010-06-22T18:59:00.002+08:00

You know, when shops/stores have this open sign outside their door

and at the back of it is written:"closed"

So when i was inside the shop,

I thought the sign "closed" means that the door is closed.

(there was only 1 entrance there, the rest were glass panels)

So i went around looking for another door.

But only then did my lightning fast mind realised that the "closed" sign is not meant for me.

What a silly me...

A thing about Love

2010-06-18T00:02:00.000+08:00

To all the LOVE that gives us life.

Rubber bands i found

Which make up " i *heart* u"

Ever wondered why love is usually symboled as "<3"

Because love can only be less than 3.

Funny cartoons

2010-06-16T16:18:00.006+08:00

Chanced upon some silly cartoons while reading some book at a bookstore.

Thought i'd share it with you guys.

Ever dream of diving into a pool of your own money?

body tattoo

business etiquette #101

Just ants

(Hey, you're right! The bottom row is just ants!)

Cajun Math test

2010-06-13T20:17:00.002+08:00

A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test.

Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy."

And proceeds to draw three trees:

"What's this?" the boss asks?

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Cajun.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on

each tree. "Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."

The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."

The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."

The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"

The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which makes one hundred."

"So, when I start?"

P.S. Turd is a slang for a lump of dung

Life lessons as told by cartoons

2010-06-11T22:21:00.009+08:00

Lesson no. 1

Be sensitive.

Lesson no. 2

Do not blog about the sex part.

Especially if the lady is not your wife.

Lesson no. 3

Don't always come up with excuses for sex.

(See Lesson no.4)

Lesson no. 4

Don't let the tadpoles turn to frogs!

Frogs are too big for eggs!

Lesson no. 5

Know your biology well!

(Now we know the chicken came first)

Lesson no. 6

Two stupid people shouldn't get married.

(People always ask why the chicken crossed the road. well, it never did)

Lesson no. 7

Never cheat on your partner.

Otherwise you'd die of natural causes.

Lesson no. 8

Its better to lose a Nose than to lose your life.

Lesson no. 9

Always keep a memory of your loved ones.

No matter how they look like.

Lesson no. 10

Then again, what is a mirror invented for?

Use it.

Lesson No. 11

Be Fit And Trim. (FAT)

Lesson no. 12

Train your dog well!

Lesson no. 13

A certain body organ can be used as a thermometer.

Lesson no. 14

Why you should not go fishing with Moses.

Lesson no. 15

Why God only allowed Moses to part the red sea.

2010-06-06T20:20:00.002+08:00

Grace supplies, Love gives, Faith TAKES!!!

Porn when viewed in the big picture

2010-06-04T22:01:00.006+08:00

I was in a handphone store and decided to check out one of their latest touch screen model.

It was a rather small phone and hard to type things out.

But nonetheless, that didn't deter me from trying it out for myself.

I clicked on the browser icon and typed in google website.

Then i had a mischievous thought.

I typed the word "porn" out and click enter.

To my surprise, many links appeared.

And i clicked on one of them.

Something like the above picture appeared.

But i immediately clicked it away as there were kids around.

But that sparked a thought in me.

Why is porn bad?

According to Popeye, it helps to build strong forearms and wrists

depending on the technique used.

Apparently it also helps to generate money for the economy.

Just think, $10billion a year in US for the porn industries.

It also create jobs for people.
Just think, what would they do if porn is banned?

Countless people would be unemployed.

So porn isn't so bad after all if you look at it in a big picture.

And i mean figuratively speaking.

However it would be bad if you do this:

Try taking it in a more pleasant looking environment please.

But then again, with all the big and small talk about internet porn

apparently there're some people who considered the visually handicapped

and introduced braille porn!

Now even the visually handicap men knows epic tits when he feels them.

that's the 80's baby for you

2010-06-04T12:57:00.004+08:00

I chanced upon these picture in my family's photo album.

I couldn't tell who this little guy here is.

Wearing a sailor's cap, pampers, looking so adorable.

and if you didn't know better, you'd think i'm talking about myself.

Brings back memories of my childhood.

Where my mum in particular, would go through the A to Z list with pictures.

That's the 80's baby for you.

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Seems like this little guy is having his third birthday celebration.

I remember being there, and both his god parents were there.

His god parents were dating each other, and saw him in children's church.

And hence he was adopted as their god son.

I don't know why this little guy isn't smiling,

But he sure does look cute,

Doesn't he?

The sofa brings back memories too.

I remember that its prickly, and uncomfortable.

But I've no idea why my parents doesn't want to change it.

So much for being an 80's baby myself.

But what more can i say?

I am that 80's baby.

Invisible man!!!

2010-06-02T23:07:00.003+08:00

Can you actually paint yourself to look similar to the surroundings?

This man did.

Looks like a ghost! hahahha

I like this picture alot.

Seems like he is really invisible. can only see the outline of the man.

Fish & Co Express

2010-05-31T10:06:00.004+08:00

When i told my parents about this fish & co express, they immediately said they wanna try. So i drove them to downtown east the very next day.

fish & co express.

Kinda dark, hard to see. But try to imagine this as the counter.

One of their flaw in managing money is that the receipt or cash register doesn't show the change due to the customer. And hence that very time we bought the food, the cashier gave us the wrong change. She gave us about $5 more. But we returned it la. Otherwise that'll be more than an hour's pay deducted for her.

They serve in this silver platter. Words on the paper stated something like:" We will need at least 15mins to fry the fish so it'll be at its best quality. Any shorter and it'll be a miracle.

Straws, and condiments are self-service.

This is the fish and chips. ($5.95) Served on a plastic paper.

The fries served is better than any fast food outlets around. (to my opinion)

Only thing is that the fish wasn't fresh. And the flour/bread crumbs used to fry the fish tasted terrible the more i eat it.

My dad ordered sambal fish burger and it tasted really good though. (didn't take any pictures for that)

Student fish and chips. Upsized, served in paper plate.

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Overall i would probably recommend eating the other food (e.g. burgers) but not the fish and chips.

And if i am wrong, probably the particular stock of fish used that day wasn't very fresh. So hopefully you guys might wanna try it... However, this is nowhere as good as their fish n co's fish and chips.

I would probably go again to try the other burgers.

Quote

2010-05-26T22:06:00.004+08:00

Making a mistake is like getting a bad haircut. But things will get better in time.

Everyday...

2010-05-25T18:18:00.003+08:00

Tuesday is Half-Priced waffles day at Gelare!

Everyday...

2010-05-24T19:05:00.003+08:00

Everyday, count your blessings no matter how small.

It might just be a pair of butterflies dancing around you.

The Marina Bay Sands Experience

2010-05-19T10:24:00.007+08:00

Empty stage b4 the performance

Esplanade Open Theater. (circle of life - Singapore Arts Festival)

"Adam n eve" and the fiery gate

Display of stunts with fire

At the DNA bridge towards Marina Bay Sands resort

Its still under construction so they display a huge board...

Can you spot who's real and who isn't?

Bird's eye view of the esplanade and the resort.

(Found this on google image, source unknown)

The main entrance for the Casino.

There're many other smaller entrance.

The Hotel itself.

Great ambiance esp with a live band which sounds so CD-like.

Managed to take the lift up and go to the guest rooms.

That's me over there.

Didn't take much pictures, wasn't using my cam.

Bayfront Avenue.

A new road that leads to Marina Bay Sands resort from Raffles Boulevard.

Spotted a sign.

No parking of bicycles on this tree.

And lo and behold, i saw a bicycle parked there.

Kinda dark, so i doubt can see anything.

Overall, its quite a nice experience. Can be quite romantic esp if u bring your lover along. The night walk certainly brought light to my life. haha (does it have to do with the circle of life concert?) xD

The ice cream incident

2010-05-10T18:13:00.002+08:00

This is a real incident that happened two days ago to my friend.

What happened was he was buying ice cream.

And was paying the ice cream man.

And his friend decided to have some.

And he tongued the ice cream.

Yes, tonguing the ice cream esp if u're sharing is kinda gross. (but he did it anyway)

He tongued the ice cream so hard it dropped on the floor!

It was a classic moment!!!

Naturally they laughed over the incident.

And who else but me would try to imagine this incident so badly to the extent of coming up with this little comic!

But i had a good laugh about their story.

NYNY Giant Yankee Burger Challenge

2010-05-03T09:55:00.003+08:00

Basically for this burger challenge, all you have to do is eat up a huge beef burger, a huge load of fries surrounding the burger, and a huge root beer float with vallina ice cream within one hour.

And just right after i woke up, i had a brilliant idea of a sure work method.

Yes, using twins.

And they must look identical.

Not only that, they must wear the same clothing.

So the first twin comes in, challenges and halfway thr, he receive a phone call, he walked outside to talk (or toilet, but i'm not sure if the participants are allowed to leave their seats) and suddenly swap... without the knowledge of the staff.

Then the second twin comes in and finishes the rest of the meal with no difficulty.

How easy could that be?

Well... i don't have a twin.

top ten joke of the day

2010-04-28T10:44:00.000+08:00

1. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: Yes!

2. Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible

looking thing is

what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

3. Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

4. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local

sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still

digging for more.

5. A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".

My Father grows beans," said one student. "My father cooks beans," said

another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

6. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"

He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

7. once a Sardhar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.

He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

8. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a

Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher

Studies

9. Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

'But I think I know where I'm going wrong,' said Santa, 'I think I'm planting them too deep.'

10. Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean.

She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".

Awake (secondhand serenade)

2010-04-25T21:58:00.002+08:00

With every appearance by you, blinding my eyes,

I can hardly remember the last time I felt like I do.

You're an angel disguised.

And you're lying real still,

But your heart beat is fast just like mine.

And the movie's long over,

That's three that have passed, one more's fine.

Will you stay awake for me?

I don't wanna miss anything

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything.

I'm trying real hard not to shake. I'm biting my tongue,

But I'm feeling alive and with every breathe that I take,

I feel like I've won. You're my key to survival.

And if it's a hero you want,

I can save you. Just stay here.

Your whispers are priceless.

Your breathe, it is dear. So please stay near.

Will you stay awake for me?

I don't wanna miss anything

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything.

Say my name. I just want to hear you.

Say my name. So I know it's true.

You're changing me. You're changing me.

You showed me how to live.

So just say. So just say,

That you'll stay awake for me.

I don't wanna miss anything.

I will share the air I breathe,

I'll give you my heart on a string,

I just don't wanna miss anything

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Love this song. you could find the song on the little cute doggy on the right side.
Just click next next...

hmm there's smth called the illuminati. Smth bad. Smth about all the famous singers in the world.
Smth you might wana search about.

Think that could happen to you?

2010-04-24T19:56:00.001+08:00

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"

The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."

consolation for people who do dumb things

2010-04-23T09:29:00.005+08:00

High-tech Criminals

Back in 1971, three thieves at Billericay in Essex England, gave many hours of thought to robbing the local post office in Mountnessing Road.

Among the details that they discovered, were the times at which there was the most cash and when there were the least security guards on the premises.

They also invested in masks, weapons and a getaway vehicle.

These genius’left no stone unturned.

At a pre-arranged time, the gang sped through the town and screeched to a halt outside the post office.

It was only when they jumped out of the car and ran toward the building that they discovered the one detail that they had omitted to check.

The post office had been closed for around twelve years.

Catastrophic

In 1978, during a firemen’s strike in Britain, the army was called in to carry out the normal duties of the firemen.

During this time they received a call from a very upset elderly woman, whose cat was stuck up a tree.

The army immediately responded to the woman’s call and valiantly rescued the stranded animal.

The dear woman was so thrilled, that she invited the whole group of soldiers into her home to celebrate the event with tea and cookies.

After the celebration, fond farewells were given.

Then off went the army, driving over the cat and killing it

Get Smart

John D. Smart of St. Louis Missouri, sustained two broken legs after smashing the window of a stereo shop using a manhole cover from the sidewalk in front of the store.

As he backed away from the window to admire his handiwork.

Smart fell down the manhole.

Not So Cold Turkey

A man in one of the Northern States shot a turkey, and put it and his gun in the trunk of the car.

Unfortunately, the turkey was not quite dead and it kicked it's leg, set off the gun, and the man was shot in the leg.

After he was treated at a local hospital, he was charged with shooting a turkey two weeks before the season began.

Bad Taste?

In San Diego in the late 1980's, a man named Tony visited an old people's home and began speaking with an elderly lady.

As he talked, he helped himself to peanuts from a jar at the side of the old woman's chair.

After some time, he asked the woman if she would like a peanut.

She replied, "Oh, I can't eat the things dear.

I just suck the chocolate off and drop them in a jar beside my chair."

(From Comfort, the Feeble-minded...consolation for people who do dumb things 1(800) 437-1893)

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Found this while browsing through some websites. Thought it's interesting so just wana share it!!

The last one is kinda gross!!! eewwww

Ants as we know it

2010-04-20T22:39:00.001+08:00

Ants have three parts to their body: head, abdomen and thorax.

On their head is the eyes. Some have mulitple lenses, some numbering in thousands, while other ants have no eyes.

Legs are attached on the abdomen and their legs are clawed at the end to allow them to crawl on almost any surface.

Rear of ant is called thorax.

Although ants do not have blood vessels, they do have long thin heart that extends through most of their body.

Its nervous system is one long cord which goes through its body with several branches leading to rest of the body.

Ants draw in oxygen and release carbon dioxide through holes in their bodies.

Ants have more than one brain. A main brain in the head, and several smaller brains throughout their bodies. This is why they stil twitch after you squish them.

Ants use their antennae for a sense of taste, smell, and touch.

Ants release pheromnes into the air around them to communicate with one another. Others detect the smell through their antennae.

Ants hear through vibrations in the ground under their feet as they lack ears.

Funny inventions?

2010-04-18T22:50:00.002+08:00

(Automatic dog poop cleaner)

(Method for sheeps to disguise themselves as small fluffy clouds when threatened by a wolf)

(A calculator for ppl who don't like numbers bigger than four)

(World's cheapest Hairdryer)

See the new courses being offered!!

2010-04-15T18:09:00.000+08:00

Memo to all students:

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of Special High Intensity Teaching (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. during a course, please see your teacher. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list. Our teachers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Students who do not take the teacher's S.H.I.T. will be placed on the Departmental Educational Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.) list. Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Educational Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our teachers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of Managerial Operational Research Education (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Teaching, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

Boss In General,

Special High Intensity Teaching

(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

a little humor

2010-04-11T22:34:00.004+08:00

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf,"

says Little Red Riding Hood.

The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again;

this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My, what big ears you have Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the road, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf," taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams,

"Will you get lost? I'm trying to take a shit!"

why do ppl have outdoor sex, esp in public

2010-04-05T22:09:00.004+08:00

Sex in public...

Have you ever done it?

This couple did. haha

You would probably think ppl who have public sex are psychologically challenged.

But i can think of 5 reasons why ppl have sex in public.

1. ppl are turned on by the idea of having sex in public where they could be observed. Being seen isn't the impt part, its the possibility of being seen. Or maybe they enjoy having somebody watching them from behind.

2. ppl are turned on by getting caught, but mostly for the danger or possibility of getting caught. No idea why they do it, but i guess they would like it better.

3. ppl love outdoor sex. esp for ppl living in cities, outdoor sex at the comfort of their own homes is virtually impossible. So that leaves them no choice but to have public sex

4. ppl have public sex because they are not rich enough to book a hotel and can't do it at their homes because they're married to someone else.

5. Homeless ppl. They virtually live on the streets or under bridges. So where else do you expect them to do it? But i think at most they should have this:

Oh well, for a certain country, they've given up on keeping the law on public sex so they legalised it!

there's a park in Amsterdam, called Vondelpark.

Where all sexual activities are legalised including homosexual acts

However there's a certain window period where ppl can do it. From evening time till night.

and no doing it near the playground!!

Sources can be easily Googled =D

TP test

2010-04-04T20:01:00.003+08:00

I wonder why everyone gets nervous before and during their test and esp while waiting for the result.

Well! NOW I KNOW!!

Not a good way to experience something though.

How i wish i could tear that L plate away...

hahaha

Yea, i want to pass my driving test. =D

What does this look like to you?

2010-03-31T17:54:00.002+08:00

Does this picture on a cigarette box selling for $5 look anything more than a mushroom and a pear?

(The French words means the season of pleasure)

This is so suggestive... isn't it?

Because i can't stop loving you

2010-03-29T22:22:00.002+08:00

This is another of my composed song, do give constructive feedback.

Thank you.

Lyrics:

Verse:

I said hey,

Its the first word that i said

To you

Then i smiled,

Its the first thing that i did

To you

You love me in the eye

I love it when you do

Chorus:

And i can't stop

i can't stop, loving you

And i can't stop

i can't stop, loving you

I love it when you smile

The way it touch my heart

Verse:

We went for lunch

Its the first date that you gave

To me

Then we kissed,

Its the first kiss that you gave

To me

You look me in the eye

I love it when you do

Chorus:

And i can't stop

i can't stop, loving you

And i can't stop

i can't stop, loving you

I love it when you smile

The way it touch my heart

And i can't stop

i can't stop, loving you

It breaks my heart

Just to see, you all alone

So why don't you and i

Together spend the rest of our lives

Because i can't stop, i can't stop

Loving... you

Do males have rights when comes to them being the victim of sexual abuse?

2010-03-27T13:09:00.004+08:00

Everyone knows that a pedophile is one who has a sexual preference for prepubescent children.

But what about kids who just started their puberty?

Its kinda sad to think why would anyone want to harm a kid intentionally, and extend not only physical harm, but emotional harm to them.

I've also heard many stories of how some kids who were sexually abused when they were young, turn out to be homosexuals.

There are reports in the news if a young girl got molested, raped, or has insulted her modesty.

But there are few if not at all, about news reporting about a male getting molested, raped, or modesty exposed...

Very rare would you have heard of an older woman molesting or raping a younger male.

yet i believe it happens... but was never reported, probably fear on the guy's part that women are more protected in a sense (so much for woman rights? Just a pondering thought)

More so for an older guy molesting or raping a younger male.

Or an older woman molesting another younger female.

I mean, such things are not reported in the news, does that mean it doesn't exist?

Say in the case of an older guy "doing" a younger male.

To have gay sex made illegal in Singapore is already bad enough for gays already, but what this older guy is doing is having gay sex, raping, and being a pedophile. That by itself could have been more than three cases against him.

To be "doing" with a non-consenting person is bad enough already.

Is it then considered rape then?

Do we as males have the right to make a police report and still have our image protected?

And how about older woman "doing" a younger female?

I have never heard of such things b4, but i wouldn't cross it out of the picture.

But is it that woman are more compassionate than guys?

That they care for their fellow woman to the point of being able to curb their "sexual desires"?

Feelings of anger are being provoked in me as i write this.

And i kinda feel sorry for those who were abused by other men...

In a sense that they should have been properly educated in protecting themselves and there should be a system in place to protect them or defend for them in a case of sodomy.

And even if there is a system set in place to do so, few are aware of it...

Do we discriminate against those we are afraid?

2010-03-23T12:42:00.002+08:00

People are afraid of many things.

And slowly, they hate what they fear.

This fear slowly takes control of their life and manifest as other things.

One of the fears that is experienced by many in the world, is homophobia.

Why are they afraid?

Why do they hate?

I sometimes wonder about that myself...

Am i lead into believing that homosexuality is a bad thing just because almost everyone is believing it to be so?

What if because of homophobia, that there are many closet homosexuals around in our midst that we know not of?

Which leads me to another point, what if one of ur friends is a homosexual?

I do not know how i would react to that yet.

But how would u have reacted?

He or she is your friend base on their personalities which does not make their sex preference a consideration for your friendship until homophobia sets in.

Well, just a food for thought.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

2010-03-20T21:20:00.003+08:00

Perhaps one of my most rather boring Saturday ever.

And here's a quote by Edward Gorey

"Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring."

Freaky facts

2010-03-18T10:23:00.006+08:00

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. (ouch)

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David

Clubs - Alexander the Great,

Hearts - Charlemagne

Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MUSTACHE

All polar bears are left handed.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

Turtles can breathe through their butts. (gross)

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. (ewww imagine... argh)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(and since we’re on the subject)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Friends with benefit

2010-03-15T13:33:00.005+08:00

I used to think FWB (Friends with benefit) is about having a friend you can benefit from. Say in terms of money (someone who pays for the bill), transport (someone who doesn't mind sending you places) or sex (self explanatory).

But apparently i stand corrected.

FWB is a no frills sexual or near-sexual and emotional relationship between two ppl who don't expect or demand to share a formal romantic r/s.

Usually such friends find each other attractive but does not want to be committed into a relationship.

*click on picture to enlarge*

In a research done overseas, from a pool of 125 males and females, they found tat at least 60% had a fwb. Out of this 60%,

10% evolved into a full scale romance

33% stopped the sex but remained as friends

25% ended both sex and friendship

32% continued as FWB

According to the survey, more than 50% of the ppl who had fwb stopped having sex.

Probably they got tired of each other and wanted something new.

My point after saying all this is that probably everyone has the need to feel close to somebody. Be it physically or emotionally.

And they are tgt prob not just for the sex, but also for the emotional and physical bond during sex.

I saw an article on Newsweek.com titled "how to keep him from cheating" - a new book on why some men stray and what women can do to stop it.

The author went on to state that a majority 48% of the cheating came from emotional disconnection.

If your partner has a friend/colleague who can connect with him/her in their daily life together, he'll appreciate and even admire the fact that the friend/colleague can relate to his/her interest on many levels.
Its not a sexual connection, but an emotional one.

Men just like women, have insecurities too. We all want to feel understood and appreciated.

And if there's a disconnection between you and your partner, yet there is someone with whom they feel connected, where do you think they'll turn for emotional solace?

Often times this emotional bond can grow quietly, slowly, and even unknowingly. By the time it is acknowledged or understood, it is a difficult bond to break.

a really weird dream

2010-03-14T21:07:00.004+08:00

I had a dream two nights ago.

A really weird one.

I remembered cutting my hair in the dream just haven see how it turned out yet.

So i was out with my friends, then there was this huge mirror, so i turned my head to look.

My jaws dropped.

The top of my head is bald! Only the sides of my head have hair.

(sample only, any resemblance is purely coincidental )

It looked super weird and it was very scary!

i nearly cried in my dream!

I guess i was too emotional that it woke me up.

I was still kinda sleepy...

But i decided to check out my hair first.

So i touched it and pulled it alittle and heave a sigh of relief!!!

Then i went back to wonderland...

Social anxiety

2010-03-12T19:16:00.003+08:00

Does striking up a decent conversation with a group of people seems like climbing Mount Everest.

In an article on the web, it says that some introverts find small talk easy but tiring and sometimes boring. They rather have meaningful conversations about the depths of human souls and minds, but its hard to talk about such deep topics with strangers.

I personally feel that i am somehow what this article is describing. Its not that i don't wana talk to ppl, i just find it boring, meaningless and i stop listening to the conversation altogether. My mind would somehow switch off.

I searched google for "quiet shy" and this blog site appeared top of the list. Apparently the blog site is called shyandquiet.com

Its about a lady who suffers from social anxiety and her experiences from everyday life as well as her efforts to overcome it.

She also offers some real great useful tips for ppl who suffers from social anxiety like her.

Well, after reading a few post of her experience, i can totally relate to her. She writes it so beautifully that its like i am in her shoes at that very point in time.

Now i know that i am not the only person in the world to suffer this symptom.

Actually, for ppl who suffers from social anxiety, its rather depressing for them.

They'll feel very lousy, and they want ppl to talk to them.

But what i've learnt is that most of the time, most ppl don't even care if u're suffering from social anxiety or what.
Because they see everyone as the same and will only talk to ppl who are more approachable.

To admit to truth, i do feel lousy at times, but not depressed. Probably cos i still have my family and a small number of friends who care for me.

And i have to learn to take the first steps to be approachable.

Eye contact and more smiles.

And i have to remind myself that locking eye contact with somebody is not a bad thing at all.

Infact, it is a few seconds of special moments that i share with that person or stranger.

I always have to accompany that eye contact with a smile otherwise i'd seem hostile.

Can you imagine?

2010-03-09T22:59:00.004+08:00

Look at this picture of wendy chong.

Some ppl say she look nice, some say ugly.

But i think its just the angles.

This particular picture angle make her look ugly.

With that smile make her mouth look very big.

She look slightly better in this picture though. haha prob just the camera angle.

And i can't imagine why would she ever want to do it with

"her"

"jack neo"

i wonder what was Wendy Chong thinking...

Say thanks

2010-03-06T08:30:00.002+08:00

Probably the last time you wrote a thank you note was after your mom sat you down at a table with stickers, crayons and instructions to thank your primary school teacher during teacher's day.

You're no ingrate, but perhaps you have been a tad ungrateful over the past years. Now you have some catching up to do.

Perhaps there's someone out there who deserves your thanks. Maybe it's a stranger who helped you gather the contents of the bag you spilled, or a friend who taught you to stop saying nasty things about yourself.

Post a thank you note to someone who made your life a little nicer.

And if the person means something special to you, thank that person for being there in your life.

Let's not forget too the cleaners who clear our tables every time we sit on it or leave. It might be their job, but a little word could change bring a smile to their face.

Kids these days

2010-02-28T21:29:00.003+08:00

When i was just sitting downstairs at the void deck near my house,

a little boy walked towards us and called out to us...

"Boys... you know where is block 454?"

so i pointed to him in that direction.

As he left, i was pointing out to a friend who happened to be with me that he actually called us boys when he's younger than many times. Made us feel so much younger!

But i spoke too soon...

The very next moment, he turned around and called uncle...

I looked straight at him, thinking he was calling out to somebody else prob behind me

But heck no, he was looking straight into my eyes...

he called me uncle twice.

(i didn't know if i wanted to laugh or cry)

so the reason he called me uncle was to ask me to accompany him to take his bicycle which was left somewhere and he didn't dare to take it because he said last night he watched ghost movie and was afraid.

So right, i followed him to the bicycle and watched him take it and walk away with it...

kinda a cute though...

definitely smth i wouldn't forget.

"what truly makes you happy"

2010-02-27T10:06:00.003+08:00

I had a conversation with a buddy of mine in the military and posed him a question.

"what truly makes you happy"

He replied at first owning the all the dior homme jeans with a certain wax treatment on would make him happy. (i forgot the type of wax treatment)

Then i thought he would like to own them to show them off to others.

But no.

He said he would be happy just collecting them and looking at them in his room.

Then again, he viewed the prized dior homme jeans as a collection, as what other collector's would feel when they own something they've been wanting to collect.

He went on, prob playing hockey would make him truly happy. Having dinner with his future wife n kids... etc... etc...

Then he posed the question back to me.

And for awhile, i was speechless, and i told him i can't think of any now.

After giving the question some thought, i still don't know what makes me truly happy.

I know i would want to have plenty of money, i would want to own everything in this world, but i know deep down that those things would not make me truly happy.

Somehow this term of happiness would only appear in the light where love is.

Be it love for a thing, love for money, love for an object, love for an animal, love for one another, love for God...

But Love is not Love if it isn't reciprocated.

So i suppose what truly makes me happy is having somebody to love, and for that person to love me back.

But are we expecting too much from love that we devalue its meaning?

And slowly love might not be love after all but just a mutual feeling that each other can't let go...

And how did i even start on the topic of love??

I guess its just the snowball effect, 1 thing leading to another.

Picture of Us

2010-02-20T22:20:00.000+08:00

Another song i composed. =D

Lyrics:

As i switched on the computer

Browsing through my pictures

I saw a picture of us

You were sharing your ice cream

together with me

with that widest smile i'll never forget

Though we are a world apart

i won't cry, i'll just close my eyes

There's a picture of us together

forever unfaded and unbroken

wherever you are

your love covers me

forever more you'll be

here in my heart

As i took out my guitar

singing to your picture

the tears, just flowed down like rain

i really miss you

it's more than i can bear

how could i ever survive

Though we are a world apart

i won't cry, i'll just close my eyes

There's a picture of us together

forever unfaded and unbroken

wherever you are

your love covers me

forever more you'll be

here in my heart

Your kiss and your touch

i'll never forget

cause you are as close

as my very next breathe

There's a picture of us together

forever unfaded and unbroken

wherever you are

your love covers me

forever more you'll be

here in my heart

There's a picture of us together

forever unfaded and unbroken

wherever you are

your love covers me

forever more you'll be

here in my heart

Quirky things i love

2010-02-16T10:28:00.004+08:00

When i go to bed, i will toss and turn for countless times b4 i find a comfortable position to fall asleep on.

When i do the dishes, i'd wash all the utensils first followed by the smaller plates to bigger dishes.

I love to constantly open the fridge door in hope of finding something nice to eat but always leave empty handed only to open it again afew mins later in hope of finding something nice to eat...

i love to ring the doorbell despite having the keys to open the door.

(and i had a thought, these things can all be put in facebook groups)

Howl to increase my blog comments

2010-02-10T21:46:00.003+08:00

The use of homophones. (words that sound alike but with different spelling)
(btw did you know their is pronounced as there)

Currently i'm in a coarse studying dears and the effect on damn eating bins.
I have also scene howl dears pray for food.
An i bat you have no eye dear what i am talking about.

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Well the list of homophones goes on...

Hopefully this post doesn't brake my rain as Top Blogger. (no i'm serious)
And hopefully the angry mob aren't ordered to chute on cite.

Quote of the day

2010-02-07T20:56:00.003+08:00

To love is to forgive... and to forgive, to love.

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On the same line of forgiveness another quote...

To err is human, to forgive, divine.

I saw another variation of this on one of the shirts of New Urban Male.

To err is human, to ahhh is pornstar.

And you think it could be any worse? haha

My first day of field camp (a year+ ago)

2010-02-05T12:55:00.004+08:00

As i was in camp ystd, my grp of friends started talking about their experience in BMT.

And i started to think back about mine, esp during the field camp.

On the first day of field camp, there's this thing called powder bath whereby you'll have to strip off the dirty clothes and apply thick layer of powder all over the body and change a new pair of underwear.
Then have to walk over to where the sergeant and officer is and they'll "inspect" if you're well powdered by you pulling the underwear n releasing it to see the "cloud of powder" come out from the pubic area.

So there i was, i didn't know i had to apply alot around my pubic area, so i went for "inspection".

Needless to say, i failed the "inspection" and had to be "inspected" again.

So this time i went back, and passed... But i didn't notice a huge hole on the ground. (it was dark)
And i fell right into it, making my whole body muddy. (it rained that day)

After i fell, everybody was wondering who fell.
Some offered to shine some light, but wasn't of any help.
So in the end i made it back to my section muddy...
I'll never forget this incident ever!

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Someone made me frustrated ystd.

This was what happened:

I was doing SAR duty, and was inside the room when the phone rang.

It was some superior who wanted to see if this person "xx" is around.

So i told him:" ok i go outside see if he's there".
But as i walked a step, i thought that maybe he wants to talk or give some instructions "xx".
So i picked up the phone and asked him:"you want to see if he's there and after that you got anything to tell him or instruct him?"

He said:" no i just want to see if he's there".

So fine with me, i went outside to see if he's there.
I saw him and reported back saying:"yup he's there".

And the thing that frustrated me was when he said:"ok i want to talk to him".

!#$$(^!@$%&@*#!@!#$@#

i wanted to give him a earful. But only because he's in some ic role.
(although he's a civilian, i just didn't want him to make my life difficult next time)

It was only after thinking through this incident that i found it to be funny.
I really think its funny, not in a good sense though... i think he's stupidly funny.

Well, there are many sorts of worse ppl around. I guess i'll just have to make do with them for the time being.

=/

Conversation with a Bangladeshi

2010-02-03T20:02:00.002+08:00

So there i was, waiting for my driving instructor behind the mrt station and then there was this Bangladeshi who started walking in my direction.

It looked as if he wants to talk to me because he was giving me the eye contact.

He came up to me with a camera in hand and at first i thought he wanted me to help him and his friends take a picture.

But i was wrong.
This was the conversation i had with him.

Him:"Can you read this? (Showing me his camera)"

Me:"ya (taking the camera from him)"

Him:"(started talking in his best english but all it seem like he was talking was this)
मिरी म सेर स डोक्टर, वेद् मिरी म सेर स ड , light no come
Don't understand? Here's the translation.
nuay kuaho $*$(Y@#(*^!*@(!^$*@(R%@# kloua jeoiqhga *#&@#&!* #$ , light no come"

Me:"(It was then that i realised his camera doesn't have flash and he doesn't know how to set it. so i said)
I test.
(After touching many buttons, i finally thought i got it so i asked for permission to take a shot)
(*pause* *click* *no flash*)

Him:"nuay kuaho $*$(Y@#(*^!*@(!^$*@(R%@# kloua jeoiqhga *#&@#&!* #$ , light no come"
(said the exact same words again)

Me:" (so i did some more pressing of buttons and tested again)
(*click* *no flash*)

Him:"nuay kuaho $*$(Y@#(*^!*@(!^$*@(R%@# kloua jeoiqhga *#&@#&!* #$ , light no come"

Me:"You wan light come?"

Him:"light come light come"

Me:"(Finally figured out the flash problem. *click* *flash* Hands camera back to him)"

Him:"(Thank you *smiling*)

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Then i saw him walking back to his friends and taking pictures beside trees, rocks, cars...
They were all like very happy. lol

Super Pursuit Getaway Car

2010-02-02T17:55:00.003+08:00

You might be wondering what this Super Pursuit Getaway car is.
Well, this car can be made possible and might actually be legal in Singapore.

Refer to the diagram to see which points i am talking about.

1) This car would have a toyota logo as shown below. Reason being that this toyota logo looks harmless. Totally look like a dick and 2 balls. And the dick part can be extended out,to reveal a paint gun to blind the enemy car's rear view.

2) This car has a security system that electrocutes intruders. Can be deactivated with fingerprint and voice control. Prevents police from entering.

3) There would be a cable cutting device that can be extended out. You never know when you might need it.

4) Tear Gas sprayers is installed into the car and controlled by the car keys. It can be use when outside of the vehicle but unable to get close due to police/pursuers around the getaway car. Can also be used inside the vehicle to deter ppl from getting close to the vehicle.

5) Caltrop looks like the picture shown below. It is released from the spoiler. Used to immobilise pursuing cars.

6) Its a blower, to blow money upwards to attract "kiasu" Singaporeans into picking them up. It'll cause a road block and a major jam. Effective method of escaping. However used only in desperate times because $20k worth of $50 notes will be used up.

7) Flash bang will be thrown upwards to blind the pursuer's vision temporary. Can store a maximum of 10.

8) Oil can be released from a tank located at the bottom of the car to cause the pursuing cars to skid, slip, slide and suicide. As usual, only use in desperate times as it is not environmentally friendly.

This is Me

2010-01-31T19:25:00.006+08:00

I composed this myself!
I do accept comments.
Good or bad fine with me.
I can learn from them.
Thank you

Lyrics

Verse:
Is there something in this life
That you don't understand
where's destiny and fate
I challenge you to change

In my life, i see strangers and strange things
I'm looking for answers i couldn't find

Chorus:
I don't wana be me
I just wana be somebody
who talks without stuttering
with full confidence

I don't wana be me
I just wana be somebody
Whom people look up to
With praises in their lips

Verse:
But this is real in my life
and i don't understand
but i can't possibly change
the only way is to accept

In my life, i see strangers and strange things
I'm looking for answers i couldn't find

Chorus:
I can't help but be me
i just can't be somebody
who talks without stuttering
with full confidence

I can't help but be me
I just can't be somebody
Whom people look up to
With praises in their lips

Bridge:
There's something in me
That i didn't know
It pushes and guides me
in every step i take

Chorus:
I can't help but be me
I just have to be me
I don't have to be perfect
I don't have to be smart

I can't help but be me
I just wanna be me
I talk, and i stutter
I am who I am
This is me

Wonder why Avatar didn't show this part.

2010-01-28T12:23:00.004+08:00

"How the Na'vi have sex"

I spend at least 15mins infront of these b4 i go out

2010-01-28T10:57:00.005+08:00

I do not know about other bathroom
But it seems my toiletries are overpopulating the scarce land beneath my mirror.

Having one mirror doesn't seem to satisfy me, so i have the hand held mirror.

I have 2 Gatsby moving rubber for different "seasons" of my hair.
(1st season when i just cut my hair short, 2nd season when it grows longer)

I used to floss my teeth everyday. (Keyword: "used to")

I use the Renewal Gel to remove the blackheads...
(blackheads are disgusting)

I bought that pimple cream at the start of last year and haven been using it ever since.
Had an outbreak of 4 huge pimples on my cheeks then... Been my nightmare everyday until they vanished.

I saw the Charcoal Facial Set advertisement in Men's Health magazine and decided to try it.
They claim that since an activated Charcoal as small as a pinhead, can absorb all the bacterial in a tennis court, so shall it be on the face.

Although the T3 Apple Facial Foam belongs to me, i no longer use it, and it is currently being used by my cheapskate brother (just kidding) who prefers to use my unwanted stuff than to buy his own.

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In total, i spend 5 mins washing my face, shaving, and brushing my teeth. I use a tongue scrapper too.
Add another 10 mins of styling my hair into the desired "shape".
That'll make at least 15 mins spent.

How long do YOU spend doing all these stuff?
Post on comments section. =D

ouch, but the truth hurts

2010-01-27T11:01:00.003+08:00

Good News!!

All men have a six-pack.

Bad News...

Often it is hidden by layers of fat.

=(

Health is a state of mind

2010-01-26T11:59:00.006+08:00

Personally, I've encountered many of my friends who suffers from this health problem called worry.
And i believe worry is pregnant in this modern day society where everyone worries about, what to eat, what to wear, their children, their partner, their friends, their problems (regardless of how small it is).

I wish i could force feed my idea to them about worrying.
When somebody is worried, he or she isn't exactly a very happy person.

Happiness is linked to health.

And how to be a happy person?
It is to think positive thoughts, and positive thinking is possible.
It is possible by making a conscious effort to think about positive thoughts.
Being optimistic helps.
Faith plays a big part too.

Often i hear ppl saying "mati ah mati" which means die, die in Malay.
"why am i so stupid"
"wa i eat this kind of food sure get fat one"
These are just examples i'm citing about negative comments made to their body.
The body is a subconscious mind that work in the way of one's thinking and belief.
So your thoughts and belief can control how healthy you want your body to be.
And trust me, most ppl do not think, belief and say about how healthy they are.

Your mind is located in every cell of your body, so be careful, your body is listening.

Forgiveness is vital too.
Ppl who are forgiving shows improved blood flow to the heart muscle and forgiveness greatly reduce bitterness, anger, hatred and fear.
I admit i have been hurt before, and i have held on to that grudge for very long.
I think about the hurt, and i "nurse" the hurt, causing the hurt to seem bigger and bigger until it completely eats me up in sorrow.
So now when the hurt suddenly comes into my mind, i will stop "nursing" it by not thinking about it, not rehearsing the details in my mind.
Instead, i try to "change the topic".

You are what you think, you feel what you want.

We are always talking to ourselves, whether you know it or not.
"Self talk" is how we explain events of our lives to ourselves.
And it is during these "self talks" that we bring in our thoughts and emotions.
Its the thoughts and emotions that shape our subconscious mind into belief.
So during these "self talks" it is important we bring in positive thoughts and thinking.
It is only possible through conscious effort.

Abraham Lincoln once said that:"Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.".

Thinking about biting a juicy, yellow lemon can make your mouth water.
This is just a small example of how thoughts can create chemical changes in your body.

Worry affects circulation, the heart, the glands, the whole nervous system, and profoundly affects the health.

Think about the process you go through when you worry.
In your mind you picture a negative end result.
It takes no effort or willpower; you just dwell on it.
And in a short time this negative end result appears very real to you and you generate the same emotions that you’d experience if it really happened.
You experience the same fear, anxiety, or discouragement.

But you can take the same process you use to worry, change just one thing, and it can help you immensely.

Instead of imagining a negative end result, imagine a positive one!
This, too, takes very little effort or willpower.
Just dwell on that positive end result and in no time at all you’ll be generating the emotions that are associated with that experience.
You’ll feel great immediately as a result of something that is merely a thought in your mind. You’ll feel joy, happiness, and self-confidence.
Plus, you’ll be setting up patterns in your mind for future positive experiences.

Get into the habit of expecting good things to happen to you.

Research has proved that when someone is thinking positive/happy thoughts, chemicals are secreted not only into the saliva, but also into many parts of the body and it increases white blood cells too.

Hence, Positive thoughts, will cause the body to secrete Positive Juice for a healthier body

Quote of the day

2010-01-25T12:28:00.001+08:00

"Life is like a dick. Sometimes, it gets hard for no reason"

If i had a billion dollars

2010-01-24T21:52:00.005+08:00

- buy a yacht that comes with helicopter and a submarine. (cost:100million, non inclusive of fuel top ups, and upkeeps)
Intend to sail the seas with some friends. Visit many countries with it. (total cost:200million inclusive of upkeeps)

- Buy many private housing around singapore, so can live in each house everyday for a fresh look. (total cost:150million inclusive of upkeeps, service charge and GST)

- have 2 luxurious cars with 2 chauffeurs. (total cost:$10mil inclusive upkeeps and salaries, service charge n GST)

- 10 maid servants ($1million inclusive maid levy, taxes, service charge and GST)

- state of the art living environment in every house owned. ($10million inclusive renovation work, service charge, and GST)

- 1 private luxury jet ($20million including upkeeps)

- Visit US president Obama and have a picture taken with him. ($5million for guest appearance)

- Visit a bearded terrorist leader at his hideout and have a picture taken. ($50million inclusive of bribery, insurance fees, protection from his terrorist grp)

- Visit Japan and see the porn industry... Suggest some new ideas to porn directors for their nxt filming (Free, the directors will love my idea so much they'll sponsor my whole trip)

- Spend 5 days out in the wild of Africa and live among the natives ($100k, money spent to improve natives' way of life)

- Set up charity organizations for the homeless children around the world. ($200million)

Total amount to date: $746million spent

- Time spent with loved ones(priceless)

It took me $746million dollars to figure out that having alot of money doesn't necessary brings happiness. Its the manner of how i'm spending it, and with whom.

Well, if u must know what i would be doing with the rest of the money, i would invest and save... and maybe make another billion dollars, then i'll be making a new list

(And if you realised... only things that are purchased in Singapore, includes tax, levy, service charge, GST.)

Tips to dress up for the vertically challenged men

2010-01-24T16:04:00.002+08:00

According to a survey in 2003, Singaporean men have an average height of 1.706m.
It is common to walk along the streets to find men dressing inappropriately to their height.
Height has caused insecurity in most ppl and i admit i have been subject to such thoughts too.

However studies have shown that men who experienced early growth spurts but wound up short often perceived to be taller than they are. The reverse is also true: Men who become taller later on are often perceived shorter than they are, possibly cos they learned early to think themselves as short.

Hence in order to help ppl build up their confidence level, i've compiled a list of Dos.

* Maintain a good posture, a slouched stance will appear to make u look shorter as well as insecure.

* Short hair works best for shorter men. Long hair tends to hide the neck and shoulder, making the head n body look like one body part.

* Wear fitting/slim clothing. Slim pants is a must at all times. If the stores don't carry matching sizes, proceed to a tailor.

* Create vertical lines. To create an optical illusion of height.

* Go monochrome. Smaller build ppl who don a similar colour from top to btm, the eye would automatically see a longer vertical length. Blending shoe, socks and trousers colour is also another great trick.

* Wear tops with details that pull the eye down vertically. V-necks, peaked lapels, and slim, diagonal-striped ties lengthens the torso.

How littlenakedthings came about

2010-01-23T16:16:00.002+08:00

I've a couple of blogs that i still update, though not regularly. However they're not attracting enough traffic as i hope it would.
Hence i decided to do something about it and so happened that i saw a book zac has about blogging ideas and decided to borrow it home.
You wouldn't believe what sort of strange thing that happened ever since i got hold of that book.

~While waiting for my parents at the bus stop, a stranger was tilting his head trying to glance at the back cover of the book. I noticed it and shifted my body to another direction. The stranger, not giving up, moved alittle to read it again. This time, he looked up and walked closer towards me and strike a conversation.~

This was the very first time a total stranger engaged me in a conversation. To be honest, i was pretty uncomfortable with it. He shoot questions at me regarding blogging and i replied with caution. With all those news article i read about con artist and cheaters, i didn't want to reveal anything about me much just incase he happened to be one. And btw, i think he does look like one.

So how littlenakedthings came about, was just an idea i thought of in the train. I wanted a blog name that is unique(nobody has taken this name), and yet brings forth a meaning.
I wanted to portray a certain truth, be it in a view, a story, an idea... unusual everyday events that happened to me.